Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez embark on a brand-new musical parody journey exploring the many reasons NYC can make you lose it and how you can hold on the little bit of sanity you have left. That is before it’s all gone, darlings! With special guest Carlye Messman, the piano stylings of Chris Stephens, and the sensational percussion of Josh Azenberg, this time they’ll dive deep into their pool of addictions hoping to come out as clean as a bootie on a date with a moist toilette!

You pay at the door, but you must reserve your tickets at the Don’t Tell Mama links below:

Reserve here for MONDAY, JANUARY 13th

Reserve here for TUESDAY, JANUARY 14th

It’s $15 at the door + $20 minimum (must include two drinks) per person. Non-alcoholic drinks count as well. Food menu is available. Did you ask CASH ONLY? Yes, it’s CASH ONLY. Doors open at 6:15 PM. Show starts at 7 PM. Don’t you dare miss this, hunny. It’s time to purge your addictions!

Conceived & performed by Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez. With special guest Carlye Messman. Book & parody lyrics by Andre Diniz. Music arrangements by Matt Rodriguez & Chris Stephens. Piano by Chris Stephens. Percussion by Josh Azenberg. Tech Direction by Adam DeCarlo.