Writer / Actor

UPCOMING SHOWS

Andre Diniz is a writer, medium, actor, director, producer based in Los Angeles, CA.


CABARET — "REASONS FOR LOSING IT: THIS TIME WE'RE ADDICTED"
Jan
13
to Jan 14

CABARET — "REASONS FOR LOSING IT: THIS TIME WE'RE ADDICTED"

Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez embark on a brand-new musical parody journey exploring the many reasons NYC can make you lose it and how you can hold on the little bit of sanity you have left. That is before it’s all gone, darlings! With special guest Carlye Messman, the piano stylings of Chris Stephens, and the sensational percussion of Josh Azenberg, this time they’ll dive deep into their pool of addictions hoping to come out as clean as a bootie on a date with a moist toilette!

You pay at the door, but you must reserve your tickets at the Don’t Tell Mama links below:

Reserve here for MONDAY, JANUARY 13th

Reserve here for TUESDAY, JANUARY 14th

It’s $15 at the door + $20 minimum (must include two drinks) per person. Non-alcoholic drinks count as well. Food menu is available. Did you ask CASH ONLY? Yes, it’s CASH ONLY. Doors open at 6:15 PM. Show starts at 7 PM. Don’t you dare miss this, hunny. It’s time to purge your addictions!

Conceived & performed by Andre Diniz & Matt Rodriguez. With special guest Carlye Messman. Book & parody lyrics by Andre Diniz. Music arrangements by Matt Rodriguez & Chris Stephens. Piano by Chris Stephens. Percussion by Josh Azenberg. Tech Direction by Adam DeCarlo.

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“ONLY LAB IN THE BUILDING”—SKETCH SHOW AT THE GROUNDLINGS
Oct
9
to Oct 10

“ONLY LAB IN THE BUILDING”—SKETCH SHOW AT THE GROUNDLINGS

  • The Groundlings Main Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

It’s here, the Advanced Writing Lab sketch show! This is the show for the last level at the Groundlings School! There’ll be lots of insanely hilarious writing with tons of totally nutty characters! Directed by the abominably talented Main Company members Michael Churven & Emily Pendergast. Clearly, you don’t want to miss any of the craziness.

The show is totally free! Isn’t that a kick? If you want a ticket, please email The Groundlings box office at boxoffice@groundlings.com. Let them know you’re seeing me, Andre Diniz, that it’s for the October 9th show, and how many tix you’d like (maximum of two). They will put your name on a Wait List. Names for seating are called in the order people have RSVP’d. Seating is not guaranteed. But the earlier you put your name on the list, the better your chances. Arrive by 7:30 PM. They will call out names at 7:45 PM.

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LONG-FORM IMPROV AT THE GROUNDLINGS
Oct
2
10:30 PM22:30

LONG-FORM IMPROV AT THE GROUNDLINGS

  • The Groundlngs Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Even the most recognized scientists in the world are marveled at how it’s done!!! See it for yourself now! Experience improv’s most exciting format, the Long-Form! A couple of suggestions will send us on an array of intertwined scenes to create a full story! Your brains won’t be able to get enough! Directed by the improv extraordinaire, Groundlings Main Company alum, Roy Jenkins!

The show is only $5. GET TIX HERE. Don’t be late darlings, cause there is no late seating.

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"AND JUST LIKE LAB" — SKETCH SHOW AT THE GROUNDLINGS
Aug
28
to Aug 29

"AND JUST LIKE LAB" — SKETCH SHOW AT THE GROUNDLINGS

  • The Groundings Main Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

It’s here, the Advanced Writing Lab sketch show, And Just Like Lab! This is the show for the last level at the Groundlings School! There’ll be lots of insanely hilarious writing with tons of totally nutty characters! Directed by the abominably talented Main Company members Michael Churven & Emily Pendergast. Clearly, you don’t want to miss any of the craziness.

The show is totally free! Isn’t that a kick? Now, If you want a ticket, this is very important. Please email The Groundlings box office at boxoffice@groundlings.com. Let them know you’re seeing me, Andre Diniz, that it’s for the August 28th show, and how many tix you’d like (maximum of two). They will put your name on a Wait List. Seating for the Wait List is on a first come, first serve basis. Arrive around 7:30 PM to make sure you get a seat.

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IMPROV AT THE GROUNDLINGS
Jul
31
10:30 PM22:30

IMPROV AT THE GROUNDLINGS

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Just like Barbie and Ken, this improv show will have you feeling all kinds of pretty in a world of beauty where every time you laugh you look hotter and hotter. Directed by Sunday Company alum, Kevin Berntson, and starring an array of funny peeps who will crack you up!

Get your tickets at The Groundlings website. Show is $5. First come, first serve. No late seating. So be on time, huuuunnny!

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YOU'RE ON MUTE — SKETCH & IMPROV SHOW
Jul
9
1:00 AM01:00

YOU'RE ON MUTE — SKETCH & IMPROV SHOW

The Divas Duo are back as special guests to the comedy troupe, You’re on Mute, led by Griffin Taylor, Joanna Senatore, Toni Senatore, & Billy DeClerco. Come to a night of insane sketches and out-of-this-world improv!

Created by Andre Diniz & Michael Tomasetti, The Divas Duo are two cruise ship singers who happen to be engaged, gay, and fabulously talented. With stunning choreography and vocal stylings that challenge any pop & musical theater afficionado, the Divas Duo will dazzle and bedazzle as they pay homage to famous divas, while fighting for what they’re worth!

Get your tickets NOW! These Divas are not happy when fans miss their shows. CLICK HERE FOR TICKS. Use discount code UNMUTE for $4 off!

THE DIVAS DUO!

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CABARET — "REASONS FOR LOSING IT: THIS TIME WE'VE HAD IT"
Jun
21
10:00 PM22:00

CABARET — "REASONS FOR LOSING IT: THIS TIME WE'VE HAD IT"

Andre Diniz and Matt Rodriguez embark on a fun filled comedic musical journey on the many reasons New York City can make you totally lose it. Accompanied by the piano stylings of Chris Stephens, they also explore on how to hold on to the little bit of sanity you have left—that is, before it’s all gone, darling!

You pay at the door, but you must reserve your tickets at the Don’t Tell Mama website. It’s $10 at the door + $20 minimum (must include two drinks) per person. Food menu available. Did you ask CASH ONLY? Yes, it’s CASH ONLY.

Doors open at 6:15 PM. Show starts at 7 PM. Don’t you dare miss this, hunny. NYC Pride week will never be the same!

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VARIETY PACK AT THE HOTEL CAFE
Jun
8
12:00 AM00:00

VARIETY PACK AT THE HOTEL CAFE

Come to this hilarious Variety Pack evening at the Hotel Cafe in L.A. Comedians, musicians, and super fun acts will make this a super fun night! I will be performing alongside Michael Tomasetti in the musical comedy act The Divas Duo! You won’t want to miss it! Show starts at 9 PM. Get your tickets at the Hotel Cafe website here.

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"Hot Tub Lab Machine" Sketch Show at The Groundlings
May
8
4:00 PM16:00

"Hot Tub Lab Machine" Sketch Show at The Groundlings

It’s here, the Hot Tub Lab Machine sketch show! This is the show for the Writing Lab level at The Groundlings School! There’ll be lots of smack in the face hilarious writing with tons of laugh your teeth off characters! Directed by the abominably hilarious Main Company alumnus Alex Staggs, and the tickle-me-funny Main Company member Eliot Schwartz!

This show is free, but YOU MUST RSVP by emailing The Groundlings Box Office at boxoffice@groundlings.com to get on the wait list for the show. Tell them it’s for the “Writing Lab show on May 8th at 1 PM that Andre Diniz is in!” Also, if you’re bringing someone with you, their names also have to be listed on the email. Getting on this list does not guarantee entry. You must arrive at least by 12:45 PM to make sure you get a seat as they will start calling the names off the list around then. The earlier you email, the higher on the list you’ll be. Also, make sure to check out their COVID-19 Protocol here. See you there!

Here are some character preview photos!

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Improv at The Groundlings
Feb
1
to Feb 2

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Have a broken heart or a full-fledged one with tons of love to give? Come meet each other at this improv show destined to be a matchmaking heaven! Cupid is sure to strike you silly with this crazy group of Groundlings characters. Directed by the passionately talented Main Company member Julian Gant!

$5 cash at the door. First come, first serve. Cupid doesn’t wait for nobody—there’s no late seating.

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Improv at The Groundlings
Dec
20
to Dec 21

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Rudolph and Hermey have a big improv “yes-and” going on. Hermey asked, “Hey Rudolph, wanna go to the beach?” Rudolph answered, “Yes and let’s bring Andre Diniz with us!” New speedos bought and we’re off to a holiday improv show that’ll knock your stockings off! Directed by the jolly and merry Main Company member Kiel Kennedy!

$5 cash at the door. Don’t be naughty by being tardy cause there’s no late seating. First come, first serve.

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Improv at The Groundlings
Nov
21
to Nov 22

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

No “yes, and” for Chick and Turk! But if you wanna see great Thanksgiving improv fun, this is it! Directed by the astonishingly gifted Groundlings Main Company member Josh Duvendeck, this show will def stuff your belly with joy and laughter! I promise to make Chick and Turk be friends again.

$5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve! Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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Improv at The Groundlings
Nov
15
to Nov 16

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Theatre (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Introducing my new abs!!! Word has gotten out that improv makes you fit. You work hard & laugh hard, you get hard-as-a-rock abs. I’m proof! Come see my hot improv abs on stage!!! You might have to get in line to touch them afterwards. Directed by the comedically fit as a fiddle Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus Drew Talbert.

The show is $5 cash at the door. First come, first serve. Get there early, hotties!

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Improv at The Groundlings
Oct
11
to Oct 12

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

It’s that time of year to be scared sh&#less! Come get in line behind that scary girl—she’s always there early—to see some horrifyingly hilarious Halloween improv! This group is off the charts! Directed by the insanely talented Groundlings Main Company member, Michael Churven! This is the one you can’t miss.

$5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. No late seating. If you arrive late, you might as well be a dead ghoul…

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Long-Form Improv at The Groundlings
Sep
21
to Sep 22

Long-Form Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Even the most recognized scientists in the world are marveled at how it’s done!!! See it for yourself now! Experience improv’s most exciting format, the Long-Form! A couple of suggestions will send us on an array of intertwined scenes to create a full story! Your brains won’t be able to get enough! Directed by the amazingly talented Crazy Uncle Joe Show director & improv extraordinaire, Brian Palermo!

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. Don’t be late darlings, cause there is no late seating.

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Improv at The Groundlings
Sep
14
to Sep 15

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

For those of you who can’t walk and laugh at the same time, I have a show for you!!! The floor will be slippery with tears from people cracking up, but luckily you’ll be seating! It’ll be an improv night of fun directed by fabulous Groundlings Main Company member, Annie Stertich.

$5 cash-only at the door. Get there early cause it’s first come, first serve at this slippery slippy slip joint!

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Sketch at The Actor's Company
Sep
11
to Sep 12

Sketch at The Actor's Company

  • The Actor's Company (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Batman wanted Robin to be his date, but Robin said he had better things to do. So there you go. He was asking for a slap in the face. COME, COME, COME to my very first sketch comedy show ever. All-new original sketches by me and other super talented actors/writers, directed by the amazing Mad TV writer/producer, Guy Stevenson! It’ll be a slap in my face if you miss it. 🤪👏🏻

Buy your tickets ahead of time in the link below. Scroll all the way to the bottom and you’ll see the show listed. It’s only a measly $5!

https://www.lafilmfestivals.com/tickets

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Improv at The Groundlings
Aug
30
to Aug 31

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

The only thing swimming today will be laughter on your funny face! It’s summer, so put on your shorts & sandals and come to this hilarious, sweaty, sunshiny improv show directed by improv superman Brian Palermo, director of the Crazy Uncle Joe Show at The Groundlings!

It’s $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. Be there early, hotties! 😎

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Improv at The Groundlings
Aug
16
to Aug 17

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

This is a true story. This house flipped upside down because its tenants were laughing so much. I was practicing improv there and it just happened. WARNING: Same might happen to you if you come to this bound-to-be hilarious show directed by the Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus, Harmony McElligott

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. So get your butts there early! No late seating.

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Improv at The Groundlings
Jul
26
to Jul 27

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Come to this bound-to-be hilarious show directed by the Groundlings Sunday Company alumnus, Drew Talbert! It’s time for substitutes to get the attention they deserve! After all, substitute teachers are people too…

The show is $5 cash at the door only. First come, first serve. So get your butts there early! No late seating.

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Adv. Class Improv at The Groundlings
Jun
22
to Jun 23

Adv. Class Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

It’s that time to put on your best tutu and come see me and my fellow students from the Advanced Improv Class at the Groundlings make your bellies dance with laughter! This show is directed by the hilarious Sunday Company alumnus, Guy Stevenson!

The show is absolutely FREE! First come, first serve. No late seating. Get there early!

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Improv at The Groundlings
Jun
18
to Jun 19

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Hey, fruits & vegetables aren’t supposed to be in the same salad! But at this all-out improv show we’ll mix to our hearts’ content! Come see my fruity self throw it down in a show directed by the outrageously funny Sunday Company alumna, Colleen Smith.

$5 cash-only at the door. First come, first serve. No late seating. Get there early!

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Improv at The Groundlings
May
24
to May 25

Improv at The Groundlings

  • The Groundlings' Gary Austin Stage (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Yeah, here I am again tearing down the house with my crazy gimmicks in an all-improv show directed by the legendary Main Company alumna, Phyllis Katz! This show will make your cats and dogs roll with laughter!

$5 cash-only at the door. First come, first serve. Get there early!!! No late seating.

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